My first response to the song was: Thanks god I’m a student of social science instead of humanities! This thought reminds me of a quote from Fortress Besieged(围城), a famous Chinese novel written by Qian Zhongshu in the 1940s.
Science students belittle arts students. Among arts students, those in the Dept of English Literature belittle Chinese Literature students. Chinese Literature students belittle Philosophy students. Philosophy students belittle Sociology students. Sociology students belittle Education students. Education students have no other students to belittle and have to belittle their professors.